I did it.
I got new glasses.
I didn't think I would make it through it, but I did.
Let me explain. . . .
The following is a true story . . . .
Being new to an area, a city, a
STATE, it can be hard to pick a doctor. So, when I walked into my eye doctor and felt the
soft shag carpet beneath my feet

I knew I could be in trouble.
They were very nice people and I (hopefully) got the right prescription. When I went into the waiting room to try on some glasses SHE was waiting for me.
Nice Lady: "I can help you pick out some frames. I am extremely blunt and will give you the BEST opinion."
Me: "Oh, uh, oh, um, ya, uh, okay . . . . . "
Now, why did I hesitate? Why did I stumble over my words?
This is why -

This is what she was wearing.
And
she was going to help me pick out my glasses?
The
first one she picked out for me were something like this -

I love vintage okay, but
NOT the right look for me.
The next -

"Nicole Richie has ones like these!" Again, what?
NOT for me.
The last ones were like these -

Love pink.
Don't love pink taking over my face.
So, in the end she gave up and left me alone. I picked some very boring, plain,
brown glasses and I could tell with her "Ya, those look fine." that they did look fine and maybe even yawn worthy.
Just what I needed.